Gearing up for baseball season

From my good friend Mike, who is a Yankees fan (we got into a baseball fight the very first day we met and bonded instantly as a result):

11:48 PM Michael:i'm psyched for Yankees opening day, which is the highlight of my week no matter what

me: fab

11:49 PM Michael: trying to decide whether tomorrow is a rizzuto jersey day or a matsui jersey day

matsui did just get married, so he might win out

me: GOJIRA

:-D

Michael: aroooooo

me: I'm so excited it's baseball again I can't even hate on your Yankees nonsense

like the thought of a Matsui jersey actually just made me smile

Michael: haha

11:50 PM oh!

i got to experience how the other half lives last week

i was wearing a boston shirt

not a red sox shirt

just a boston shirt

and some fat guy wearing a cheetos-stained Devils t-shirt came up to me and said "hey, boston fuckin' sucks!"
"I'm a Yankee fan, buddy."

"They fuckin' SUCK!"

11:51 PM "...you're brilliant."

'Nuff said. Boston and New York are ready for baseball, that's for sure.