Some people complain that baseball isn't as exciting as football. To which I say: please note the above SportsCenter reel of baseball fights. In football, violence is expected; in baseball, it's more fun because it takes you by surprise. Some highlights in this clip include Mo Vaughn getting dropped like a high school sweetheart over freshman Thanksgiving and Chan Ho Park karate-kicking someone in the gut. To be honest, I'm surprised Nolan Ryan wasn't in more of these. Check him out on the #1 clip. He doesn't even try to avoid the fight. He can't wait for it.
In other news, I'm pretty sure I have the plague. It sucks. I did get to watch like 4 consecutive hours of Maury and Springer today, though.